History of the Klieg Lights

Must read for all those who are stage hands and stage lighting professionalsÖhighlights cases where faulty workmanship has caused terrible accidents and damning repercussions to leading actors who were planning to marry their soulmate.

Build your own theatre in 2 days

Caught the acting bug? Fear not, this easy to follow guide from TerryDepot shows you how to make a theatre stage for your backyard. Does not include Klieg lights, as these are unnecessary outdoors as well as a well known health hazard.

Fifty ways to leave the Chipie

Inspired by the Paul Simon song, “Fifty ways to leave your Lover”, except that this time you wont fall for Chipie Whining ways in lame attempts to abort your true desires.

Taking care of your Pets

At any moment you may find a raccoon in your care, or skunks who love human companionship. Find out all about feeding and care of critters from renowed animal expert W. Albert Andrew.

Decorating with Flowers

All homes need that special touch that only flowers can give...find out how to make wonderful arrangements to suit all occasions. Candice White Andrew shows you how.

Meals fit for a King

King Terry is finger licking good, but he must be nourished as his status befits him. Find out how to best feed his gourmet desires in this beautifully photographed and mouth watering edition (the food, not Terry).

How to Change Lights

How many people are really needed to change lights? More than you think, thanks to the Brotherhood of Electricians. This book shows you how to negotiate with the Union foreman, lest you risk shoddy work that can come haunt you later.

MyTerryGranchester.com

Start your day and your internet session with this Portal to end all Portals. As a bonus, contains all the links to all the pages with Terry content! This book will help you customize your space, add plugins and protect against Susie-Chipie viruses.

Decorating with Passion

Archibald Cornwell, international art/antiques dealer and renowed interior designer shows you how to decorate with taste and class, with any budget (from Target to Butterfields!).

Reparing Airplanes The TGG Way

Is there a way to fix small airplanes and avoid getting all messed up with grease stains? Of course there isÖ Terry Grantchester tells you how to do itÖ all you need is a plane and a geek!.